Or the over-the-top milkshake known as The Elvis, obviously named after The King of Rock ‘n’ Roll and not my Auntie Leeane’s staffy of the same name, as first thought. This bad boy is a peanut butter milkshake, topped with crushed peanuts and Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups. It’s practically diabeetus in a glass, but one delicious sip and you’ll be welcoming Mother ‘Beetus with open arms.
All of the ingredients used to make up these gastronomic heavy hitters are of the highest quality, which makes ripping into any number of Miss Kay’s big feeds nothing short of a religious experience. But on sheer size alone, they simply pale in comparison to The Big Kay’s Challenge! This is a challenge that’ll have your bowels quivering in anticipation and have you praying to the good lord above that said quivering bowels have the strength to ride out what’s going to be an almighty storm post-challenge... Let me spell it out for you:
- 5 Beef Patties
- 5 Slices of Cheese
- Miss Kay’s Sauce and;
- Double Serving of Dirty Fries on the side
- It must be completely polished off within 15 minutes
- No aid of any liquids whatsoever
- No bathroom breaks to go and “make some room”
- No hurling either during or within 10 minutes of finishing…
Yeah, I bet that made your butthole pucker up a little bit, didn’t it?
If you’re able to give this bad boy a good home within the allotted 15 minutes, you get your self a $30 return voucher and a spot on the Wall of Fame... But, if you’re a normal human being that doesn’t have the physical and/or mental capacity to put away over 2kgs of food in under 15 minutes, you leave the premises a husk of man and with your photo and name on the Wall of Shame.
*N.B - You are almost guaranteed to be dropping a boogie board sized helping out from between YOUR buns after ripping into the Mac Daddy, so be sure to stock up on Metamucil before leaving the house.