Seriously man, how do they come up with this shit? Oh wait, I forgot it's a true story.
This should keep you entertained... for a few hours at least.
Un, deux, trois... Let's do it!
My God, this looks so bad it's good... And I am fizzing at the bung hole for it.
If frothing the new Star Wars movie trailer is nerdy, then change my name to Eugene Punymier and hike my chungas up over my head atomic wedgie styles (10 points to those that get The Simpsons reference above).