THE MEG: A MOVIE ABOUT JASON STATHAM CHASING A GIANT PREHISTORIC SHARK WITH THE HELP OF DWIGHT SCHRUTE & RUBY ROSE... WAIT, WHAT?
If the title of this post sounds weird to you, then strap in, because things are about to get a whole lot weirder.
So, the title pretty much sums up The Meg, which I am personally backing to be considered a cinematic masterpiece. Jason Statham finds himself pitted against a 75-foot-long prehistoric shark, a Megalodon, and must save both his deep sea crew and the greater public from this most unimaginable of monsters... All with the help of Dwight from The Office and Australia's own Ruby Rose (for some reason).
Now, we've all seen bloody terrible renditions of mega shark/octopus/piranha/anaconda films, but what sets this movie apart is its director... None other than National Treasures own John Turteltaub!
This may seem inconsequential, but if The Meg is anywhere near as outrageous and ultimately so bad it's good as National Treasure, then sign me up!