BOUNCE INC. IS THE SICKEST TIME YOU'VE HAD ON A TRAMPOLINE SINCE THAT TIME YOU HOOKED UP WITH PEGGY SUE MUNSON ON RICKY B's TRAMPOLINE AT THE SEMI-FORMAL AFTER PARTY
Look, we get it... Peggy Sue Munson was hot in high school (and probably still is for that matter) but for GOD'S SAKE, get over it! That was 15 years ago and she probably doesn't even remember you. I mean, I'm sure you weren't the only bloke that spent a bit of time on the trampoline with Peggy Sue Munson, if you know what I mean 😉.
Now that I have that off my chest, let's have a quick yarn about what will be arguably the greatest thing to happen to you involving trampolines since that fateful August evening in Grade 11.
It's called Bounce Inc. and it'll certainly help take your mind off of Peggy Sue.
With trampolines as far as the eye can see and epic activities such as The Big Bag, X-Park, Dodgeball, the Cliff Jump and the Super Tramp, you'll forget all about Peggy Sue and simply move on with your loveless, lonely life, just like I did...
Wait... Oh man, I'm going to die alone, aren't I? Shit... Whatever, just watch this video and leave me to cry into my bowl of cereal while watching infomercials at 2AM like the well adjusted loser that I am.