The company motto here at YP-HQ is "Play Up - Show Up".
Now, we are always keen to crush tins but we also believe that when things need to get done, they get done... Therefore, when it comes time to "Play Up" we look to embrace our laziness and look for every little leg up we can get to enhance the experience.
That's why we are always on the lookout for the sickest new gadgets going 'round to help us "Play Up" as best as possible. So, we thought we'd update you with some of the dopest gadgets out there to help anyone and everyone play up to the best of their abilities.
First up, we have the absolute life and/or time saver known as The Spin Chill.
Now, this bloody ripper of a gadget has saved us more times then we can count. It can literally chill a beer can within 1 minute, stubbies within 3 minutes and can even cool a King Brown AKA tallies within 5 minutes.
All you need to do is attach your booze to the gizmo, plonk it in ice, turn it on and let it spin that bad boy cold. It works by spinning the warmer liquid in the middle of the can to the outer/cooler edges, thus cooling the beer quicker (or some shit like that - chemistry was never my strong suit).
To be brutally honest, I couldn't give a flying f*&k how it works, I just like that it speeds up the cooling process. Because there's nothing worse than having to indulge in small talk with your mates without the sweet inhibiting effects of alcohol coursing through your veins.
Next up, we have the ever-practical Sudski Shower Beer Holder.
Have you ever found yourself in the shower, loofah in one hand, beer in the other, and no way of soaping yourself up without having to drop one or the other?
Well then, the Sudski Shower Beer Holder is for you.
All I can say is "Lather. Rinse. Sip. Repeat."
Now, once you've shit/showered/shaved, there's nothing quite like sending it with the pressurised beer bong known as The Q-Bong.
As you can see, there is an underlying theme here and that's efficiency. This bloody ripper of a gizmo can help you chain through a beer in record time due to its pressure building pump.
Just read the instructions from the Q-Bong website to wrap your head around how it works:
"Build up the pressure by pumping the bulb, then a one-handed trigger valve opens the flood gates, and a reservoir large enough to hold 3 cans of puke fuel rushes from in front of your eyes to behind your bellybutton at lightspeed!"
Piece of piss, right?
Now, if you have a penchant for drinking in public places (guilty), then the Lolo Lids Beer Koozie is for you.
"Have you ever been to the beach? Ever wanted to have a beer at the beach? Lolo Lids is a beer koozie (AKA a f*&cking stubbie cooler) for people who want to enjoy a cold beverage of their choice without the whole world knowing about it."
That is literally form their website... 'Nuff said.
Now, at the end of the day, there's always the risk of you getting behind the wheel, being over the limit and potentially becoming the next "Waiting for a Mate" deadshit. That's where the BACtrack Mobile Breathalyzer comes into the mixer.
We may condone settling in and getting blasted off your arse on the reg, but drinking and driving is well and truly for dickheads.
This little gizmo has likely saved more lives than you've had hot breakfasts, so do yourself a favour and get this gizmo in your life to help you navigate your way home at the end of a sesh.